You Might Be Watching Too Much Porn If

By , January 29, 2015 3:14 pm

Some people can enjoy watching porn with a healthy mindset. They get a little turned on, possibly while watching with their partners, and take things to the next level. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, it’s a great way to enhance the sex lives of many couples when things need to be spiced up. There are plenty of positive aspects to looking at porn.

However, there are also those people that watch porn way too much. These are the ones that watch so much porn that they get confused with their porn movie plots and real life. This can actually create difficulties for you if you’re involved with someone. It can also cause trouble even if you’re single. If you’re not sure if that applies to you or not, have a look at the following list. It will tell you clearly that you might be watching too much porn if:

You hum the theme songs and background music from any porn movie like others sing their favorite Top 40 Hits

You find it odd that a female pizza delivery person comes to your door with your pizza but doesn’t ask to see your bedroom

The hot woman next door doesn’t invite you over to do yard work just so she can seduce you, and you’re flabbergasted

Your 18 year old babysitter doesn’t hit on you while you’re driving her home and you think something’s wrong with her

You don’t understand why your wife or girlfriend doesn’t meet you at the door wearing only a see thru nightie or nothing except stiletto heels

You know all of the dialogue by heart of every porn movie you watch

The gorgeous bank teller just takes your deposit without inviting you back to see the vault and you’re puzzled

You expect your wife or girlfriend to always look like a porn star even when she first gets up in the morning

You go to the local gym and expect the female trainer to strip and show you various ways to use the weight bench

You’re only interested in meeting women that look like porn stars
You expect to meet a beautiful woman and have her immediately come onto you sexually

You have to always have a porn movie playing in the background in order to have successful sexual encounters because you need the soundtrack

You expect your wife or girlfriend to suddenly start addressing you as Master without being asked

You’re investing in some weird paraphernalia

You hear the word “dessert” and instantly visualize a sexy naked woman covered in strawberries and cream for you to lick off

You start answering your door stark naked because you believe that everyone wants to see your package, even the church ladies

If you find that you’re doing any or all of these things, do yourself a huge favor and put away the porn at least for a while, if not forever. You’re obviously starting to reside in more of a porn world than the real one, and you’re going to start frightening away all females that may have had potential for relationships.

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